the-whale-incident:

there’s a hot orgy on my dash

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and u just got an invitation 

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9,780 notes · 15 hours ago · reblog

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kuruofcorruption:

justsomerandompony:

fortheloveofemrys:

spadesisslick:

aphotic-harvester:

kortniisakuriboh:

himaruyeah:

swagacaust:

You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot. 


…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?

I really hope so. This is good.

Seen better, but this is alright

what the actual fuck

WHAT


Tumblr creepypasta? Yes good

kuruofcorruption:

justsomerandompony:

fortheloveofemrys:

spadesisslick:

aphotic-harvester:

kortniisakuriboh:

himaruyeah:

swagacaust:

You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot. 

…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?

I really hope so. This is good.

Seen better, but this is alright

what the actual fuck

WHAT

Tumblr creepypasta? Yes good

(via askthedarkchildrenofthenight)

71,331 notes
abasnail:

that’s what I call a traffic jam

abasnail:

that’s what I call a traffic jam

(Source: pleatedjeans, via dallonsmiles)

67,644 notes

nageimakoto:

rabioheab:

mom, dad… i’m… i’m white

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(via chii24)


62,445 notes · 16 hours ago · reblog

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magicconchshell:

is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep 

(via ice-cream-tuesdae)


96,689 notes · 17 hours ago · reblog

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delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys  Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 


salmon is for desire

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

(Source: hypothetical-happiness, via pokemonnaruto)

199,770 notes

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon waving goodbye to you when you log off tumblr.

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511 notes · 17 hours ago · reblog

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luigivanpeebles:

bfleuter:

Hiiiiiiiii!

this makes me so weirdly happy

(via jinq)

35,379 notes

winchesterwhowatson:

so i just found a thing

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?

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is that even-?

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okay that’s not

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???

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is that even legal

(via tyler-hoe-kley)


22,706 notes · 23 hours ago · reblog

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iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

(via dreamcatchingmagic)


45,761 notes · 23 hours ago · reblog

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markhumpus:

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING 

(via shoesofmoriarty)


30,394 notes · 23 hours ago · reblog

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nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

(via sick-and-twisted-mind)


257,126 notes · 23 hours ago · reblog

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whydontyoustayawhile:

theomeganerd:

The Legend of Zelda ‘The Zelda Project’ ~ Cosplay by adella

I THOUGHT THOSE WERE SCREEN CAPS AT FIRST HOLY COW AAAA++++++ COSPLAY HOLY COW YOU GUYS ROCK

(via artisticallyinsaneblog)

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